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Smartness is a perfect beauty.
life is full of d disappointments!
Try and fail, but don't fail to try.
You can do anything, but not everything.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Don't play stupid with me.. I'm better at it!
Come back baby.. 'un-dead' me please
Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
I desperately need a fixed income - Mine is broken
after monday and tuesday.. even the week says wtf.
I can't follow the dreams.. Dreams can follow me...
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You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
My asshole is not talking to me eversince i called you one
To make a girl tender.. it is necessary to soak her in money
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. - Sally Berger
Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up
The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.
It is all coming back to me..s aid the blind man as he peed into the wind..
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God :S
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once
You can't start a new chapter in your life if you're too busy dwelling on the past.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass It's about learning to dance in the rain.
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
Its not that u fill the 'void' in my life .. it is just tha 'u occupy lots of space' in it :)
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
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The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror dowN!!
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
I don’t mind what Congress does, as long as they don’t do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean.
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.
have heard that Angelina Joile is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend - is it just another co-incidence.
There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can't live without, can live without you.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
Try a thing you haven’t done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not.
The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
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