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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Hey there Whatsapp is using me.

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death...1

Save water - Drink beer!

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...

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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

God is really creative, I mean just look at me :P

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...

I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

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C.L.A.S.S - Come late and start sleeping :)

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL6. It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

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Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!

Eat - Sleep - Regret - Repeat.

Good Morning, let the stress begin...

Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.

Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.

WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

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दर्द काफी है बेखुदी के लिए, मौत काफी है ज़िन्दगी के लिए, कौन मरता है किसी के लिए, हम तो ज़िंदा है आपके लिए…

दाद देते है तुम्हारे ‘नजर-अंदाज’ करने के हुनर को.!! जिसने भी सिखाया वो उस्ताद कमाल का होगा..!!

ये दिल भी कितना पागल है…हमेशा उसी की फिकर मे डुबा रहता है जो इसका होता ही नही है..!

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Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'

I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'

I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

Waiting for Wi-Fi Network.....

Whattsapp status is loading.....

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Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

Jealousy = I actually care about you.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...

Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.

There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday

We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police

leep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.

Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.

It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.

Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.

People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.

You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.

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