Short Clever Status
WhatsApp is using me!
Rules are made to the break!
Born to express not to impress.
Comparison is the thief of joy.
Do more of what makes you happy.
I’m a great lover, I’ll bet.
When nothing goes right, go left!
Passion is the genesis of genius.
Happiness does not buy you money.
Dream is not complete by sleeping!
Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
Man makes money. Money make man mad.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
Always try don't feel fail without try!
Take my advice — I’m not using it.
There is no dance without the dancers.
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!
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Clever Status n English
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
If you are here —who is running hell?
A party without cake is just a meeting.
Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
The dogs bark but the caravan moves on.
I am a good boy with lots of bad habits.
I drink to make other people interesting.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
Clever Status Quotes for Whatsapp Facebook
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
I am totally available! Please disturb me!
Life is a game, let’s make a high score.
You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Be a good person, but don’t try to prove.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
You are not to old complete your dream true!
Don't talk to me Bcoz I was attached easily!
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.
Don't talk to me B'coz I was attached easily!
The trouble is that you think you’ve time!
No one is perfect understanding is important!
The only thing I can’t stand is discomfort.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Don't think about tomorrow,Think about the now!
When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
Don't think about tomorrow, Think about the now!
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Which one of these is the non-smoking lifeboat?
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Better late than never, but never late is better.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
The road to success is always under construction.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.
Love doesn't show up on an X-ray...but it's there.
It’s better to be looked over, than overlooked.
Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it.
If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try.
In “Success” all depends on the second letter.
If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.
People who are closed mind always open their mouth!
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
Love doesn't show up on an X-ray... but it's there.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Don’t confuse having a career with having a life.
My mind’s made up, don’t confuse me with facts.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.
Sounds like it’s time to get that Enterprise built!
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
Leave present time good,No one know about the tomorrow!
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!
I Love My Country. Itis The Government I’m Afraid Of!
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”
If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
First love is important but last love is very important.
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.
If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!.
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Friendship comes when silence between two people is there.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I am SINGLE because I haven't found someone who deserves ME.
Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
We repair what your husband fixed. (Plumbing company motto.)
My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!..
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
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I’m nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I’m perfect.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
My first name and your last name, together make sound great!..
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
if Any one need relationship than Msg me I am free for everyone!
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have.
The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.
My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money.
I am Not link to my self 'Special' I think I am 'Limited' Edition!
I am Not link to my self "Special" I think I am "Limited" Edition!
Real relationship is that in which we fight love trust each other.!
I am "SINGLE" Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents...
There is nothing greater in the world ,than being loving parents...
If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
My life is like open book but I am not allowed to anyone to read it!
Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?
War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.
The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can't do.!
Jesus loves you, it’s everybody else that thinks you’re an a…
I would like to slip into something more comfortable —like a coma.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.!
Advantages of speaking truth is that you don't need to think to speak!
If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Im a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.
I feel like a Indiana Jones, b'coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
We should love, not fall in love. B'coz everything that falls, gets broken.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Best Clever Status
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...
Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
I am type of person, who wants to get good Marks, but doesn't want to study!
I am type of person ,who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study!
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
We’re a non-profit company. It didn’t start out that way but it happened.
Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Sometimes no matter how much you want things to happen, all you can do is wait.
The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read.
We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken...
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn't want to study :)
We should love, Not fall in love...Because everything that falls, gets broken....
She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”.
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for...
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good!!!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
!I might as well call you Google, B,coz you have everything that I am looking for....
If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
*Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!
In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp and Facebook account!
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
When it’s time to go, don’t doubt or hesitate, hello to Great & Good Bye to good!!!
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
ME without you is like: "Facebook" without friends, "Google" with no results & "Youtube" without videos!
When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
ME without you is like: 'Facebook' without friends, 'Google' with no results and 'Youtube' without videos!
Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see... and don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well...we all make mistakes.
If you expect the world to be fair with you b'coz you are fair with them. It's like expecting a lion not to eat you b'coz you don't eat lion.
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. Train your mind to see good in everything.
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
Clever Status In hindi
अपनी दोस्ती का बस इतना सा असूल है, जो तू कुबूल है…. तो तेरा सब कुछ कुबूल है…
मिल सके आसानी से , उसकी ख्वाहिश किसे है? ज़िद तो उसकी है … जो मुकद्दर में लिखा ही नहीं…
जल जाते हैं मेरे अंदाज़ से मेरे दुश्मन क्यूंकि एक मुद्दत से मैंने न मोहब्बत बदली और न दोस्त बदले .!!.
आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!
कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!
कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!