101 + {Latest } Shopping Status for Whatsapp

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Best Shopping Status in English

"I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again..." - Said by no girl ever.
Shopping online*...Me: "Oh cool! And it's only $5! "$15 shipping"..."What the f*ck!?"
Shopping online: "Ohhh niiicceeee and It's only $5!.....Shipping: $100. "WTF!?"
Admit it, we all feel cool when we walk around the mall with tons of shopping bags in our arms.
Can you bleed for a whole week and survive?Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?Can you carry 10 shopping bags?Boys are strongerthan girls?PLZ!
Dear Bra companies, If I'm shopping for a 34D do you really think I need "Extreme Plunge Max Lift" padding?! Sincerely, Just looking .
Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry.
Shopping Status for Whatsapp
Shopping Status

Shopping Quotes for Whatsapp 

Dear fridge, I'll be back soon. Please go shopping. Sincerely, hungry
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money
Go shopping. There is nothing that makes a woman feel better about herself than buying a new wardrobe.
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
I've been shopping for years and I still have nothing to wear.
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.
I know it's only September but there are less than 100 shopping days left til Christmas..
I love doing last minute Christmas shopping!

Latest Shopping Status In Hindi

पति: कहाँ गायब थी 4 घंटे से?बीवी: मॉल में गयी थी, शॉपिंग करने पति: क्या क्या लिया बीवी: एक हेयर बैंड और 45 selfies.
लड़का – डार्लिंग तुम कहाँ थी ,मैं कल से तुम्हारा फ़ोन लगा रहा हूँ ,लड़की – सॉरी बेबी मैं फ्रेंड के साथ मॉल में गयी थी  बहुत सारा सामान ख़रीदा  लड़का – वाओ , क्या क्या लिया लड़की – ज्यादा कुछ नहीं बस 2 ब्रेसलेट 1 रुमालऔर 300 सेल्फ़ी

New Shopping Status 2016

It's a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
I wanna go shopping.
I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
Meeting men at bars is like window shopping. You're looking at fancy clothes on a bunch of dummies.
Money doesn't bring happiness, but shopping does
My motto in life, "Shopping is cheaper than a Psychiatrist!
Online dating is like shopping for a car online... show me the carfax!! I wanna see the history!
RT if you're going Black Friday shopping!!
Shopping at the Dollar Tree makes me feel rich and poor at the same time

Top Shopping Status For Whatsapp 

Shopping at the dollar store: Making you feel rich and poor all at the same time.
Shopping improves your self-esteem and opens your mind to other choices and points of view.
Shopping is so fun I could do it all year.
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
You haven't felt pain unless you've gotten a shopping cart's wheel hit at the back of your heal.
Shopping Status for Whatsapp
Shopping Status

Short Shopping Quotes For Whatsapp

Going shopping with money and nothing to find; Going shopping without money..
If a girl is shopping she's trendy, if boy is shopping he's wasting money.
I wanna go shopping.
I wish I could have unlimited money for shopping.
Shopping is so fun I could do it all year