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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss. :p ♥ :-) Someday somewhere somehow me and you will be together.
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
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Naughty Status In Hindi
अच्छी पत्नी और चालु पङोसन सब नसीब की बाते हैं.
ना चंपा #ना पारो #आपना तो एक ही #ऊसूल है हर लडकी पे #लाईन मारो…!
पढ़ो पढ़ो मेरा स्टेटस पढ़ो !!!क्यूंकि जब पढ़ेगा इंडिया तभी तोह बढ़ेगा इंडिया “
मेरा दिल आशिक़ाना और तेरा फिगर कातिलाना
Naughty Status For Whatsapp
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
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Latest Naughty Whatsapp Status
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
I'm easy. Are you?
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? like a coma.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
You're like a prize winning fish. I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
Top Naughty Quotes for Whatsapp
Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
Friends will come and friends will go. But true friends stick on forever. :)
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
I Avoided Many Things Only For U In My Life.. Dont Ever Make Me Feel For Why I Left All That..!
I don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, i just want to talk to you.
I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
I'll always catch you when you think you are about to fall.
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
Sometimes, the smallest decision can change your life forever.
That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!
Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..! That Is True Love..!
Funny Status for Whatsapp in English
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you till he shows up.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it's half full. I'm just happy to have a glass!
Sometimes we waste too much time to think about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
VerGinItY iS nOt DiGiNiTy.... It'S lAck oF oPeRtuNiTy..
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
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